They call me a "Gay old Spark"

chromolume:

sharp-tender-shock:

chromolume:

i mean. i don’t make a thousand vexed posts about how the rest of you want to fuck like. shakespeare or whatever. is all i’m saying. 

Yes, but you make plenty of other posts that annoy me, so

you’re not fucking timothée chalamet you’re not fucking my posts zach i’m thinking the problem is you

I was trying to come up with a clever response but frankly I can’t parse that sentence. Isn’t it after 4am where you are?

chromolume:

i mean. i don’t make a thousand vexed posts about how the rest of you want to fuck like. shakespeare or whatever. is all i’m saying. 

Yes, but you make plenty of other posts that annoy me, so

For Christ’s sake he’s a skinny straight white boy. He looks like the kind of person you’d have a desperate gay crush on in high school, but now, as adults? We are supposed to have TASTE, damn it! We are supposed to have STANDARDS. I don’t care if he wears a jockstrap made of rainbow flags, we are not doing this

holybooks:

I LIKE IT WHEN SHE (THE HOLLYWOOD FOREIGN PRESS ASSOCIATION) PUTS HER TONGUE (A GOLDEN GLOBE) INSIDE ME (OLIVIA COLMAN)

(via leatherdaddymikepence)

schopenauer:

cast fat people in normal roles that do not revolve around being fat/ridiculed, I dare you

(via stillglowinstillcrowin)

this is a win for GOUT, for PILLOW PRINCESSES, and for people who are obsessed with RABBITS

(Source: ramenlesbian, via aliveandfullofjoy)

frogginbloggin:

frogginbloggin:

frogginbloggin:

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anti0ch:

anti0ch:

anti0ch:

anti0ch:

in a swamp

or in a bog

there’s nothing finer

than a frog 🐸

in the mud

or by the road

there’s nothing slicker

than a toad!!

(via terpsikeraunos)

All I know is that your carriage awaits and my servant is bringing up something called a pineapple

anoteinpink:

who among us has not wanted to stride down a big hallway in a fancy period gown yelling “fuck fuck fuck”

(via stillglowinstillcrowin)

damianimated:

Art challenge where gay male artists have to draw anything other than a muscular, masculine, white guy.